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Michael Kay

Michael is living proof that there is a fine line between genius and madness, and testimony to the fact that once you cross that line it’s a damn arduous journey back. With strange sense of humour as incredulous as David Hasselhoff’s success in Germany, Michael will post a point of view that may make you laugh or make you cry, but hopefully, at the very least, make you think. Agree or disagree or simply just intrigued, this is a very subjective commentary that often may offend (In fact it most probably will inevitably offend someone, somewhere. Perhaps repeatedly!)

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The dream

He had a dream. In vivid colour. The sky a sparkling blue. The air so crisp and clear the horizon seemed an eternity away. The trees were green, branches hanging low under the weight of perfect fruit. He took a breath so deep he thought his lungs would surely burst. The air so clean and fresh. The sun’s rays warmed ... Read More »


Enjoying some well-deserved downtime the other day I treated myself to a little couch surfing and channel hopping. It’s hard to believe how tough it is finding something worth watching now days. Surprisingly I ended up on a local derivative of a show I had seen on one of the BBC channels, called Dragons Den. In brief, what happens is ... Read More »

Open letter to a racist …

Dear Ntsiki Mazwai I am not ashamed of my pale skin. I was born and raised in Africa. I am an African. The biggest difference between me and you is that I do not judge people by the colour of their skin, where you are a RACIST! You are a racist of the worst kind. You write racist propaganda and ... Read More »

R 55 000.00 per month is not enough

Okay, I’m not a big fan of Soaps and if I accidentally walk in on someone watching a show once a year, it seems fairly easy to pick up the storyline and catch up from where I last saw it in a single episode. However I try to remain objective and give a fair commentary encompassing both sides of the ... Read More »

I agree with Malema

Now there are a few phrases that I never imagined I would ever use, and then one level below that I would put phrases that are just damn silly, like; “How fast do you think you can drive while I hang on the roof? “, and then a level beneath that the ludicrously impossible phrases, like: “No thank you, I ... Read More »

City of Cape Town Reduced Revenue

As seems to be the case more frequently in South Africa at the moment, I honestly do not know if I should laugh or cry. Put aside the usual stories of neglected power stations and the poorly maintained grid. Forget for a moment the escalating electricity rates and how the country would rather export electricity, at a loss, than support ... Read More »